How about something like this, with a short third verse

While Johnny was walking in Hades
As meek and as calm as a lamb,
He stepped on a red-hot poker,
And said Well, I'll be...
Tring-ling-ling-ling-ling-ling tra-la-la-la
Sweet as the voices we hear from afar,
Tring-ling-ling-ling-ling-ling tra-la-la-la
He played on his Spanish guitar.

Satan said, Look here, young fellow,
We'll allow no cussin in....
Tring-ling-ling-ling-ling-ling tra-la-la-la
Sweet as the voices we hear from afar,
Tring-ling-ling-ling-ling-ling tra-la-la-la
He played on his Spanish guitar.