Or, (written for Dr Price's Birthday Bash)

At the risk of getting seasonal (or seasoned):

To The Boar's Head tonight come I
At eight o' clock I shall draw nigh
And I pray that all may make merry Quot estis in convivio (as you all feast so heartily)

The Boar's head, as I understand,
Is the finest pub in all the land. (or "in Llantrisant")
With sev'ral good beers close at hand, let us servire cantico (serve with a song)

Nigel