Burnstump, if you were my child I would smack the shit out of you.

There were only a few of the things made. They were very expensive. That means only real hard-core Gibson freaks with a lot of money would have bought them. When you think hardcore Gibson freaks with a lot of money, think Nashville, Tennessee, USA. Think country music, not folk music. Mudcatters do not own J300s. They own J45s.