Patois bois fraublau?? I am a Goose liver?? Dammit man, if I had a goose I am surely more civilized than to butcher the creature just to devour it's innards on a cracker!!

In fact, if I had a goose I would call it Tabby and allow it sit on the edge of my bathtub and listen to it mew and purr while I shave in the morning!! Goose liver! Pshaw!!!

I hope this will dispell any suspicions around here obv my being either a drooling idiot OR that I am in any way affiliated with goose livers.

Thank You so much,
Tweed