Please, people!

I am the President and Founder of the Be Kind To Assholes Foundation. We are dedicated to the proposition. We also stand for Our Principle: "Don't call those goddamned stupid ignorant unwashed fools and jerks assholes, 'cause true assholes serve a useful purpose." Our motto is "Where would you be without an asshole?"

Please stop denigrating assholes by associating them with such people.