I have decided to embark upon a project which will doubtlessly take the rest of my life to complete. In fact, it is very unlikely that I will complete it by the end of this lifetime, so I guess I'll have to be reincarnated as something other than a garden slug (which was my fervent ambition) so that I may finish it.

I have set as my new life's goal, the translation of the entire MOAB thread into Geez!

For those of you not familiar with Geez, it is an ancient Ethiopian language. That is all I know about it. I learned of its existence by way of a crossword puzzle I worked yesterday. Needless to say, I neither speak nor write Geez. Nor do I have any intention of learning to speak or write Geez. That is why translating the MOAB into Geez is going to be such a difficult and time consuming project. It may well be the only time that anyone has ever attempted to translate a major work of BS into a dead language that he doesn't know.