Tell ya what, Martin. If you are up to the challenge then I am. I'll be more than happy to relate one good story about my countrymen if you will. Nuthin' about Mr Bush, 'cause from my vantage point there ain't nuithin good to say about him other than "nice tie"... But, if you ate really up to the task I will accept you challenge in telling good stories about the American people... I have thousands...

You up for it, pal? I am....

Lets get ready to rumble...

Oh, you laid down the challenge so I get to pick the weapons and I chooze no anal or dick or pussy stuff... Just real stories about real Americans...

And no cussin' and no references to orifaces.

Deal?

Bobert