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Thread #77613   Message #1390553
Posted By: hilda fish
27-Jan-05 - 05:33 PM
Thread Name: BS: Is Religion rubbish?
Subject: RE: BS: Is Religion rubbish?
There were 3 good arguments that Jesus was Black.
1. He called everyone "brother"
2. He liked Gospel
3. He couldn't get a fair trial.

But then there were 3 equally good arguments that
Jesus was Jewish:
1. He went into His Fathers business.
2. He lived at home until he was 33.
3. He was sure his Mother was a virgin and his
mother was sure he was God.

But then there were 3 equally good arguments that
Jesus was Italian:
1. He talked with his hands.
2. He had wine with every meal.
3. He used olive oil.

But then there were 3 equally good arguments that
Jesus was a Californian:
1. He never cut his hair.
2. He walked around barefoot all the time.
3. He started a new religion.

But then there were 3 equally good arguments that
Jesus was Irish:
1. He never got married.
2. He was always telling stories.
3. He loved green
pastures...................hmmmm!!!!

But the most compelling evidence of all---3 proofs
that Jesus was a woman:
1. He fed a crowd at a moment's notice when there
was no food.
2. He kept trying to get a message across to a bunch
of men who just didn't get it.
3. And even when he was dead he had to get up
because there was more work to be done.