If I've learned one thing from 34 years of marriage, it is never to criticise what Herself wears or dare to suggest anything clothes-wise. If she does occasionally ask my opinion, she always ignores my suggestion! Probably as well, as I usually look as if I'm dressed by "Man at Milletts".
If she ever sked "Does my bum look big in this?" it's time to feign deafness!

RtS
(devout coward)