For those of us who are dyslexic (of my variety--there are lots of types), the last few entries are almost incomprehensible. What you have to realize is that our eyes/brains have a habit of occasionally converting regular text into gibberish, so we have to reread what we just read to see what it was really supposed to be. So when you remove a step and make it gibberish without the aid of our brains, and we do our normal step to convert it into something else, we're two removes away from the original and can't make head nor toes of most of it.

Amos wrote:

Ladle-mist muppet
Saturn Nantucket
Schrodinger Kyrison dray.
All lunk homey strider
Unsatisfied buyer
Lawn fry teen-mist mop Ides aweigh!

SRS sees:

ÊïõôÜëá-õäñïíÝöùóç muppet
Êñüíïò Nantucket Schrodinger Kyrison dray.
¼ëç lunk ç óðéôéêÞ óöïõããáñßóôñá
Ides Ýöçâïò-õäñïíÝöùóçò ôçãáíçôþí
÷ïñôïôáðÞôùí áãïñáóôþí strider
áíéêáíïðïßçôç aweigh!

Just so you know!