MAg,

I'm sorry I hurt your eyes. Here's a translation

ANGUISH:

Ladle-mist muppet
Saturn Nantucket
Schrodinger Kyrison dray.
All lunk homey strider
Unsatisfied buyer
Lawn fry teen-mist mop Ides aweigh!

ENGLISH:

Little Miss Muffett
Sat on a Tuffet
Eating her Curds and Whey
Along came a spider
And sat down beside her
And frightened Miss Muffett away!

(I realize now that the "unsatisfied buyer" line is NOT acceptable, sorry....)

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