My liege since our last encounter I have been chained in the cellar doing the scivvying chores that wenchdom requires - ( and dealing with two oiks who call themselves my sons but seem to be sent home from school every other day! have also had puter problems preventing me from getting on mudcat)

I would sincerely hope my liege that I will be there to serve at your table once again - hope to be able to remember the Runswck Bay lifeboat song I wrote too - Ossenflags did you ever learn the Whitby one?

Jim you promised we would have some divorce parties and a famous mcspit roast before you got married again - well so much for loyalty to your friends!!