An excellent excuse to carry a six pack of beer in your back seat.

Cecil Adams of "The Straight Dope" was asked if it was true that Eskimoes had several different words for snow. And how would an Eskimo say "Look at all the f--ckin snow." Adams replied with a list of words, and a phrase that translates as "Behold the snow, it fornicates!"
As I look out my window, and wonder where all that snow came from, as if we alread didn't have enough. I think, "Behold the snow. It fornicates!"