Used to be a local Catholic minister at Hale (Cheshire) who was a very witty after dinner speaker.
He told a story about his early days in college when he was asked to preach at a service for the college rugby team. For reasons best known to himself, he chose as his text the parable of the wise and foolish virgins.
As he told it, he ended his homily with the rhetorical question, 'So, which would you prefer, the wise virgins in the light, or the foolish virgins in the dark?'
The vote was unanimous!

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