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Thread #77855   Message #1393308
Posted By: GUEST,Non-believer
30-Jan-05 - 11:58 AM
Thread Name: Interesting bits of the Bible
Subject: RE: Interesting bits of the Bible
Les, one of my favorite passages in the "good book" is in Kings II, chapter 2. The prophet Elisha is just walking along minding his own business and several rotten little kids start making fun of him because of his bald head. Now this old testiment god doesn't like these little monsters ridiculing Elisha's folicular inadequacy, so, instead of giving the guy a nice head of hair, he sends two bears down to kill the children while Elisha goes on about his business, bald head shining in the hot, noon-day sun. Moral of the lesson? Don't mess with the big guy or his followers. Les, be careful opening your door, there might be a couple of bears coming your way.