Because, Amos, as a ten-year veteran of Unix system Administration, I can deal with Linux better than MAC OSX (which is, I admit, one of the superior OSes).

A few years back I knew a website that made it look like your Windows OS was being replaced with MAC OS (8, I think it was). What it really did was open a new browser window, of course. Dang, but I wish I had that URL again!