and, on the 23rd stroke, the fucking thing broke, and whipped his balls into .....

there was a young fella named Jock who tied mandolin strings to his cock. When he got an erection, he could play any selection from Johaan Sebastian Back.

there once was a fella named Carter known as a prodidgious farter..he could fart anything from God Save the King, to Beethoven's Moonlight Sonata.

there was a fella from Kent, whose dick was so long that it bent..to save him some trouble, he put it in double..so.. instead of cumming, ..he went.

ENOUGH