Oh pffft darn me, I thought that seemed familiar re: Fargo ...

Ok, mine was true, unfortunately. I have many more similar ones for any who care. ;)

er, never stand too close to folding doors when you close them.

never touch a fur-clogged vacuum, at least not the metal part, after it's been running awhile. Had blisters on my fingers for three days.

Never put your hand on a wood stove for balance.

That should do for now. :)