It's conversation, not entertainment. Maybe somebody better wake up FML and ask him what he wants to talk about. ("uhh...I dunno...zzz..something more interesting, you know,...(yawn)...stuff.")

Oh talk about something
That I'd find exciting
I know what I don't want
What I want, I can't tell
Interest I'm losin', I'm startin' to snooze in
Vicarious conversationalist hell