The Clairseach limerick was mine -- and very strange it looks, all stretched out in one line. I wonder why the line breaks didn't show up? Is there some trick to that, or do you just have to take your chances on format? (This is my first time posting.)

Here's another original:

Said Phelimy Boyle to the vicar, "Don't ask me to give up the liquor! I can't even think it; My wife makes me drink it -- It makes more than just my SPEECH thicker!"

Carry on!