Have not had so many laughs for a long time. I would like to tidy up one of the earlier entries:

Alas for nymphomanical Alice She used a dynamite stick for a phallas. They found her vagina in North Carolina and a piece of her ass in Dallas

The seguey was:

Aye Aye Aye Aye In China they never eat chile So here comes the next verse Its worse that the last verse So waltz me around again Willie.

Thanks for the laughs. PARISH