Well, I am trying to muddle my way thru understanding music as she is writ, and it all hinges above and below middle C, which seems to be some sort of standard for all you control freaks, but to us luddites it's directly proportional to the amount of 'old Rosie' cider available and inversely proportional to the noise of the juke box.....

it has nothing to do with the state of my house, nor my time in the Royal Navy !!!!