There must be hundreds of [what are they? monologues?] like this, like the funny zoo and 'Lulu had a baby' and all that. Someone ought to collect them all and publish them (don't look at me!). I can remember one or two that were current among my friends when I was around six or seven; everybody seemed to know most of the words except me; but I could never find a complete version, or anybody who'd teach me what they knew. Come on guys, start posting those rhymes!

Steve