Peeping through the knothole in Grandpa's wooden leg -
who will wind the clock when I am gone?
Go get the ax; there's a flea in Lizzie's ear.
For a boy's best friend is his mother.

Falling out the window, the second-storey window.
Why do they build the shore so near the ocean?
Who cut the sleeves out of dear old Daddy's vest
and dug up Fido's bones to build the sewer.

Here's a new verse I wrote myself. I disavow any copyright.

Look in both directions before you cross your t's.
Now we know why cats don't care for hot dogs.
Red means stop and green stands for jealous -
the policeman's not my friend,he's my uncle.