Mrs. Carol the Sailor,

I must admit that I am shocked & dismayed to hear that Joe (Mr. Birthday) Offer is the one that started this disgrace known as "MOAB"! It was he who gave complete & full support to me in my campaign for the "Line of Separation"! When others literally threw buckets of sinus drainage in my general direction, Joe Offer was there with a towel! When a large numbers of "BSers" took out a full page ad in "USA Today" denouncing me & publishing a picture of me sitting in a privy, Joe Offer
offered all his resources for me to hire the great Attorney Flee Bailey to sue the miscreants!

And now, you tell me this! Could it be...dare I even think it...is Joe Offer a double-dealer?? A Two-timer? A...wait a damn minute!!!

You! You, Carol C!! You were the one in the picture pointing at me as I sat in the privy, exposing my private functions to the whole world!!!
You!!

HAW!!! Again, the BSers try to side-track me from my mission!! But, luckily, I was too clever to fall for it!! HAW!!! I laugh in your face, Mrs. Carol C the Sailor!!

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