Oh, I would've posted earlier, but I was not in the same room with the posting apparatus.

I'm sure glad you said something about the state of the onion, because that phrase was going through my head for days, but I didn't have the intestinal fortitude to exorcise it. ;)

I know spatulas have something to do with the state of the onion, and their link is at least indirectly related, but it's too complicated for me to get into now. Simply mentioning knives just wouldn't cut it.

Teresa