*sings*

"There is power in an Onion..."

and

"Today we may prosper, today we live free
But if it weren't for the Onion, where would we be?
It's the Onion, the Onion that defends our rights
But the Onion's as strong as our will is to fight
For the Onion is you and the Onion is me
So stand up and stand by your Onion"

(with apologies to Peter Hicks and "if it weren't for the Union"