Well, down 'ere in Bubbaland we calls 'em thangs "ernyuns". Jus' lack we calls 'em thangs thet grows down Orlando-ways "ernges". An 'em thangs thet grows in th' bay is "erstyers".

Now ya'll er probly wunnerin' whut th' connexun 'tween ernyuns, ernges an' erstyers is other than thet we cain't say none of 'em right. Well, there ain't none. This is a stoopid pointless thred so's I figgered it cud use a stoopid pointless post er two.

To paraphrase Willy th' Shake:

Out, out, damned idjit! Bee-dubya's but a fuckin' moron, a pore dumbass thet posts stoopid shit by th' hour upon th' stage of th' Mudcat an' then will probly post even more: his are posts made by a idjit, full of spatulas an' other stoopid shit, signifying nothing.