*whine* it's gonna be forever before I am 37. I wanna see the picture noo-oow. By the time I'm 37 I'll have broken some other of those rules (hopefully).

I was vaguely aware that turnips and the R word were both root vegetables, but have no idea what they actually taste like, and I've never heard of Swedes. I went to the pub with a Swede today. She didn't look like anything that was in my soup, but it was all chunky little bits of stuff so I couldn't really identify any of it. Except the onions. Spawn of the devil.