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Thread #78187   Message #1403250
Posted By: Layah
08-Feb-05 - 09:19 PM
Thread Name: BS: Brucie's State of the Onion Address
Subject: RE: BS: Brucie's State of the Onion Address
My friend once told me a riddle "what's greater than God, more evil than the devil, The poor have it, the rich don't need it" There may have been one more line on it, I don't remember. My immediate thought was onions! Obviously more evil than the devil, the poor have it because I heard stories about the depression when my grandma would have an onion sandwich. Just a peice of bread with an onion on it. And obviously the rich don't want onions because they're rich enough to afford better things. The only problem is I'm not really sure if onions are greater than God, but I figured 3 out of 4 was close enough.