I wasn't going to get into this, but...just this second CBC Radio One aired a phone call from "Debbie from Winnipeg" who described herself as a cabaret performer...usually a topless accordion player. (She was discussing workplace problems created by lactation. I'm not making this up...swear to God. Someone else back me up on this!)

Weeeeeeyllllllll...she'd have to be a _good_ accordion player, but that would definitely work for me!

(willie-o is Bill C. who has decided to tradify his moniker)