But do those Swedish fur sheep eat mangelwurzels or Swedes? And if they eat Swedes doesn't that make them dangerous man-eating carnivores? And what of the tires? Are the tires made from the fur of the Swedish fur sheep?

And what of the kohlrabi! Not that it has a damned thing to do with the sheep, the mangelwurzels, the Swedes, the tires or even the haggis. Just, what of it?

(Notice the sly and subtle manner in which he introduces a new vegetable into the equation?)