A cold, it is well said, should be treated with the contempt it deserves. To that end, I have devised the following *contempt cocktail*: Mix, according to taste & conscience, orange juice, dark rum, lemon extract, and bitters. Repeat until you have shown those viruses how little you think of them.

--- Joe Fineman    joe_f@verizon.net

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