Kurt Vonnegut gave us:

There was a young man from Stamboul
Who soliloquized thus to his tool:
"You took all my wealth
and you ruined my health,
and now you won't pee, you old fool!"

...and from John Steinbeck:

There was a young man from Jolon
Who got tired of being alone
so he went to King City
to get something pretty
puta chingada cabron.