For maximum effect, please imagine the following post being read by Billy Bob Thornton in character as Karl from "Slingblade".

Hmmmph... Tecks too long fer this thread t' load. Cain't be wastin' time puttin' birfday wishes here. I already tol' th' boy Happy Birfday over t' thet other thread. Hmmmph... It were uh good thread. Lotsa folks said "happy birfday" t' th' boy. Hmmmph... Don' see no sense puttin' th' same stuff here on th' MOAB. Hmmmph...

Well, Ah gotta go work own uh lonmower. Hmmmph... I lack th' way ya'll tawk here on this thread. Hmmmph... 'Cept fer thet Amis boy. He tawks funny. Hmmmph... Gibs me uh headache t' try an' read whut ee sez. Hmmmph... Wunner if T'reesa's readin' masheen haz uh "Karl" settin'? Hmmmph...