Whip, I'm afraid having a screen in church with lyrics and a bouncing ball would bring back memories that might distract me from my piety. I'd keep thinking back to those good old days when beer came in pitchers. Besides, I'm already in trouble with the pietistic sorts for singing "Beer Barrel Polka" in church.
But really, it's a good idea and maybe I'd be able to stop thinking about beer fairly readily..I actually don't drink all that much.
-Joe offer-