The problem with lawyer jokes is that they instill in the public a belief that the legal profession is evil. In fact, the only thing standing between your freedom and John Ashcroft's tyranny is defense lawyers. Why do we think auto manufacturers try so hard to make their cars safe? Cos they love the public safety? No, because they'll get their asses sued off by the plaintiff's bar if they skimp on safety. Examples abound.

Lawyer jokes subtly serve the interests of the police, the insurance industry and corporations. Enjoy the jokes, but recognize their pernicious effects.

Respectfully yours,
steve baughman
attorney at law