The Mudcat Café TM
Thread #78436   Message #1410322
Posted By: GUEST,Charley Noble
15-Feb-05 - 08:29 AM
Thread Name: BS: CRABS--ways to kill them
Subject: RE: BS: CRABS--ways to kill them
Brucie-

You have way tooooo much time on your hands!

There's a solution in the old bawdy ditty "The Old She-Crab" that comes to mind. Something about "knocking 'er off with the handle of a broom."

Cheerily,
Charley Noble