A little bird with a little bill
landed on my window sill
I lured him in with a piece of bread
Then I crushed his little head!

Then a bigger bird with a bigger bill
landed on my window sill
I lured him in with a piece of bread
then I crushed his bigger head!

Then the biggest bird with the biggest bill
landed on my window sill
I lured him in with a piece of bread
then I crushed his biggest head!

The moral of the story is...
if you got no bread, you get no head!



Roll roll roll a blunt
twist it at the end
light it up and take a puff
then pass it to a friend


old mother hubbard went to the cubbard
to get her dog a bone
when she bent over, rover took over
and had a little bone of his own