Oh, you say the sweetest things....

I left my teens behind a long long long time ago, I have a television set that is half as old as I am, and that could legally vote and drink in the UK....

And I DON'T HAVE A HAIRY CHEST!!!

'Spaw, you're only in the boot because we don't want to frighten off any that we might catch, you know, those young, unsuspecting things that frighten easily..... Besides, age has never bothered me, I always went for the older man (more money, less inhibitions, very grateful.....!)

Don - who you callin' a lady???!

LTS