Well Phil the Greek was made a Duck when they married, and worked his way up to being a Ponce. Incidentally to add to all the shock horror, mistresses and bonking on the side type rumours. A friend of mine who was in the Scots Guards reckoned it was common knowledge amongst the cognoscenti that Phil the Greek used to regularly bonk more than one of the stable girls at Windsor. Consecutively rather than concurrently I mean.
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