You folks up there can do as you please with your asbestos and beavers and Japanese immigrants and whatever the hell it is you serve your trout with, but I know I'd like it a whole lot better if you'd just keep your Massive Canadian Cold Fronts to yourselves.
Every damn time it gets nice here in the upper Midwest, one of those things races down from teflon-land and freezes the crap out of us.

Now I'm sure it's cleaner than those truly warm but viral infected, smog spreading humidity laden fronts that swing up from the Gulf of Mexico,and yes, I do believe the bumper sticker I once saw on an Ontario pick up truck that read "We Dont Mind -30F, It Keeps Away the Riff-Raff" but I'm getting too old to appreciate snow in May, so you hosers can keep it, eh?