This is Jan speaking, Ron's sponogomous mouse:



I am truly appalled that Nestle's has dared to change Smarties behind my back just because I've moved to the US.

This must be remedied before my annual visit.


I have already instructed my UK contacts to buy every tube of Smarties they can lay their hands on, in every corner shop, in every corner of the UK, north to south, east to west, and especially in Wiltshire.

If this fails, I intend to buy out Nestles.

Have no fear, the round Smarties tube will never be allowed to die.