Hey Alice...He didn't say you drink! He said you "dink." Now personally I'm a big fan of dinkin' around on a nice breezy day....nothing like messing around in boats is there? Now as for drinking..........

Garg, ya' gotta' lay off that fuckin' home brew or the shit's gonna' make your ass null and void.....and the trip is getting shorter as time passes. Now I admit ya' got talent motherfucker....you got a real career writing for the neo-nazi, survivalist rags if you should decide to go that way. But your simpleass, drunken, ramblings are becoming so wonderfully humorous that if you weren't such a bigoted, racist, chauvinistic, homophobic, pathetic, cocksucker, I know you'd win a prize for creative writing while being piss drunk on homey-hooch. If you had a few extra bucks you could start a new website for Bi-Polar/Manic Depressive Anal Retentives. So kick back and stick a lump of coal up your shriveled fuckin' ass and get to that diamond making. Couple of days, you'll be richer than Bill Gates.

Love ya' Alice...let's Tango at the tavern til dawn.

Spaw