....ahem.......speaking of tender, sensitive, dear men.......

(..drum roll.............................cymbal crash!)


A Chinese couple gets married - and she's a virgin.

On the wedding night, she cowers naked under the bed sheets as her husband undresses.

He climbs in next to her and tries to be reassuring: "My darring, I know dis you firs time and you flighten. I plomise you, I give you anyting you want, I do anyting you want. What you want?"

"I wanna numma 69" she replies.

He looks at her very puzzled and says, "You wanna beef wit broccorri?"

(tah-dah-boom)