Similar to above to the tune of Whoopie-tie-yi-yippie-yippie-yee

First time I saw her sitting on a hill shakin' her titties at Buffalo Bill

Gonna wrap my root around a tree, round a tree
Gonna fling my balls in the briar

Second time I saw her.......

I forgot the rest.

Also,

I was never brave enough to ask a girl to look down her shirt and spell A T T I C.