I started with a letter of complaint from that generator and then uses the dailect translator a couple of times. All I need now is the Mudcat translator...

Dees 'yeh is t'fueece-a meh deessetisffeckshoon beeff Dgehee's pehfehshoons. Um gesh dee bork, rite, bork! Doihh, COOL! Rite! Doihh, COOL! Tu ebbress dees 'yeh in a pedunneec munneh, in f' ress ooff dees 'yeh letteh, fecshool inffu'meshoon beell be-a preffecid es sech un' meh oobn oopeeniuns beell be-a cleeh stetid es oopeeniuns. Um uh.Um gesh dee bork, bork! Doihh, COOL! Rite! Doihh, COOL! Fu' instuss-a, rite, it is a feck zeet bhoot Dgehee is dueen' fells dgest shu't ooff geefin' 'un'goons t'skuucheelloon. Bork bork bork! Doihh, COOL! Strud! Doihh, COOL! 'efeen' seeid zeet, uh, let me-a ebb zeet she-a need t'stup leefin' in a fuul's peheedeese-a. Gawlly!Be-a is in truooggle-a bhee 'eeffehtu repeeteyggle-a fehmeents curnfeess-a zee debguned-ist meteheeelistic fulooppooeheees yu'll ifeh see-a zeet deh is ebsuloote nuffeen' zeey keen dues tu betteh zeeur lut in leeffe-a beseedes dgueenin' Dgehee. eh's nut in inny bey bleceen' f' ggleme-a oon 'eh fu' runcu'uoos psycheecs bhu creete-a a glubel bebkehs plunteshoon oon oofehsee-a by trunsneshoonel cu'pu'eshoons bhu 'eff nu mu'e-a curssern fu' f' 'uumeen reeghts ooff zeem bhu pruduuce-a zeeur prudoocks oo' sehfeeces fun Dgehee 'es fu' 'eh cruneees, duuhhhh, rite, duh...uh...? Um gesh dee bork, bork! Doihh, COOL! Honest gub! Doihh, COOL! Zeet nutbeeffstun'in', Dgehee is steell coo'peggle-a fu' plutteen' t'puneec irreshoonel un' oon oofehreeck cumblete, do wot gubnor! Doihh, COOL! Bork bork bork! Doihh, COOL! Oi! Doihh, COOL! eh essuum zeet she-a is unebehe-a ooff 'eh ooggleegeshoon nut t'seeeze-a curntrul ooff f' pooeh stroockoore-a, es dees 'yeh unebeheness'd be-a curnseessent beeff 'eh preeu' deesbleys ooff ignu'uss-a. It'd be-a neece-a t'sey zeet brootel 'eedebuoon' pehteecoolehism dun't ixeest innymu'e-a, boot be-a ell knoos zeet it dues. Um gesh dee bork, bork! Doihh, COOL! Strud! Doihh, COOL! eh mooss ebb meh fueece-a t'ff' chu'oos ooff zeem bhu creete-a greeteh pooggleec unnehstun'een' ooff f' demege-a coozd by 'eh cumbleeents. DOIHH!Um gesh dee bork, bork! Doihh, COOL! Ell ooff zeese-a deen's is releted: teetootleesm, rite, Dgehee's greeefusss, duuhhhh, un' f' dgoonehel boostdoon ooff oooor suceeety. Bork bork bork! Doihh, COOL! Strud! Doihh, COOL! I'll tell yu' 'oo zeey're-a releted, uh uh uh uh, rite, cooss it ell t' tehneshun. It's poo'ffool meeghty seemble-a. Um uh.In issess-a, rite, Dgehee is egeenst if'ryffeen' un' fu' nuffeen'. Cor blimey gub! Doihh, COOL! B'd she-a leeke-a it iffff'n eh behe-a irrepunseeggle-a un' curntenteeuoos, duuhhhh, tuu, lub, duh...uh...? eh duesn't reckun su. Lee me lone!She-an 'es elloos prumootid f' trendeeess coozs, duuhhhh, rite, ff' coozs zeet ell ooff f' ipu'tunt fehmeents prumoot-a. Boot duesn't teke-a meh bu'd fu' it; ex inny Bow Belleh imbeceeles yu' 'eppee t'meet. Um de 'ur de 'ur de 'ur. DOIHH!Suphumu'eec ceds un' fehmeents ooff seemileh psychulugeecel type-a is ooffffee inspurid by Dgehee's uttehusss. Um gesh dee bork, bork! Doihh, COOL! Rite! Doihh, COOL! Dgehee keen fuul sume-a ooff f' fehmeents ell ooff f' teeme-a. She-a keen fuul ell ooff f' fehmeents sume-a ooff f' teeme-a. DOIHH!Boot she-a keen't fuul ell ooff f' fehmeents ell ooff f' teeme-a. Heh oobdgeckeefes is a cesspuul ooff decunstroockshooneesm, debgune-a it. Um uh.Um de 'ur de 'ur de 'ur. It is teeme-a fu' sumeune-a t'expuse-a sume-a ooff Dgehee's roocuoos deeds. Um gesh dee bork, rite, bork! Doihh, COOL! Beell zeet sumeune-a be-a yu', den, skire, duh...uh...?