From the Dearly Departed:

"They say Jesus will find you wherever you may go
But when he'll come lookin' for you they don't know
In the meantime keep your profile Low
(Gorilla you're a desperado)"

W.Zevon

Mike, I don't think there's much ridiculin of yours and Dewey's fomations on this thread, but I sense a certain amount of self ridicule inherent in the logic (or lack thereof) of your own arguments. Someone else is free to make a prediction of the return of The Great Prophet Zarquon (coming to a universe near you).

It's all good.