The Mudcat Café TM
Thread #25089   Message #1419028
Posted By: SINSULL
23-Feb-05 - 07:27 PM
Thread Name: Lyr Req: Tattooed Lady
Subject: RE: Lyr Req: Tattooed Lady
As I remember it. Please feel free to edit or correct. The dandelion bit can't be right.

We came to town to see
That old tattooed lady
She was a sight to see
Tattooed from head to knee.
My uncle Ned was there
He came to guide us there
"I've never" he declared
"seen such a freak so fair."

And on her jaw was the Royal Flying Corps
And on her back was a Union Jack
Now could you ask for more.
All up and down her spine
Ran bees and dandelions (?)
And all around her hips
Sailed a fleet of battleships.
And over her left kidney was a birdseye view of Sydney
But what we liked best was upon her chest,
A little home in Waikiki.

What did you say?

Repeat from beginning.