Hi Rick, I'm sure if Roger can come up with Black Country dialect it will beat your challenge. Remember being in a pub in Netherton years ago and there was an elderly couple at the next table. Couldn't understand a word they were saying and I was born less than 10 miles away. (Great pub - 8 foot deep, cast iron stove in corner and Victorian enamel tiles on ceiling - The White Swan, I believe)

Cheers Rana